If You Only Want To Have Sex, Let’s Have Sex Already

Thought Catalog

Judging by the way the mating ritual works, you would think sex is a space shuttle launch — where lift off can only occur on a certain day, with the right amount of preparation and when everything is in the upright position. When we like someone, we jump through an extraordinary amount of hoops to get them to rumpy-pumpy with us. We pretend that we like the same music they do and pretend we also see what they see in Adam Sandler movies just to trick them to go inside us. If we just set enough traps and wait, we will snare them.

They always say that it’s sexier to wonder about being kissed than to be kissed, which makes me think they need to be kissed by the right people, but I do agree a little foreplay before you get down to the deed is nice, when you wonder…

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